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29 July 2009 @ 04:37 pm
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03 June 2009 @ 03:00 pm
I wrote a short Twilight 'fic for a friend's birthday, and thought it might fit the criteria of this community (and some others - sorry if you see this more than once). It does poke fun at Bella a bit, BTW.

Summary: It's a wonder she lasted that first year in Forks. Rated PG-13.

( Five Ways That Bella Could Have Kicked It; 500 words. )
 
 
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11 March 2009 @ 10:23 am
Yay!  
OMG I am so happy that this community exists! I can't stand Bella! She has total co-dependency issues and she needs to get a life! I thought that the worst was when she went into a freaking COMA when Edward left her in New Moon. Don't get me wrong, I love the Twilight saga, but Bella needs to get a life!

Also, I dunno about you guys, but does anyone else think that Kristen Stewart is a whiny bitch? She hates Twilight and I dunno why she's even in the series! The way she's been bashing it lately, I'm surprised they haven't fired her yet!

I'd love to hear your thoughts!

*Kelly Lee*
 
 
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25 January 2009 @ 04:17 pm
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19 January 2009 @ 01:42 am
So, in New Moon, Jacob says Bella doesn't like music, and she's all "How'd he know?" But I was all "Whut?!"

Whatever happened to Edward's magical musician skillz? The lullaby he wrote for her? That he hums to her as she falls asleep? Besides that, she listens to a CD at some point in the books to calm herself down. Where exactly does it show Bella NOT liking music?

Grrr. Smeyer.

I think I hate Bella as much as Rosalie does.

 
 
 
05 January 2009 @ 11:25 pm
What moment(s) in the series do you think Bella is MOST annoying?

I'd have to say either:

Bella risking her life to hallucinate Edward's voice. (Gah! She's so stupid!)

or

Her first day of school in Forks. (Ohmigod you guys know my name and half of you want to date me! Pshh I'm so superior to everyone!)
 
 
02 January 2009 @ 04:16 pm
I'm so glad this community exists!

Rant>>>

1. Bella's 'Brave Choice' to Throw Her Life Away in the Name of Love: Bella has no concept of becoming a vampire. She doesn't think about the fact that she's a threat to her parents and school friends. It hasn't crossed her tiny mind that she will now be enemies with Jacob. She thinks college will make Charlie notice nothing. She'll come home on breaks OBVIOUSLY PHYSICALLY DIFFERENT. She will be paler, fucking freezing to the touch, her CHOCOLATE eyes will change from GOLDEN MELTED BUTTERSCOTCH TOPAZ to BLACK, she will be prettier, she will smell different, and most of all, SHE WON'T BE CLUMSY ANYMORE. I think Charlie will notice. A lot.

2. Bella 'Speaking Up for Herself' at the End of New Moon : Bella is normally a submissive, damsel-in-distress, annoying little prick. But the one time she's 'assertive' is at that stupid Cullen family meeting (that concept totally made me think of Growing Up Cullen) and she's 1) not assertive, just a pushy brat, and 2) the whole goal of her 'assertive'-ness is to be Edward's bitch forever. And, she seems to find Edward's temper tantrum cute.

3. Bella's Abandonment of Jacob: Why was she so sure that Carlisle's car in front of her house wasn't a trap? BECAUSE SHE'S STUPID. This is basically how it went:
Jacob: It's a trap.
Bella: What? Why would Edward trick me?
Jacob: I mean that it's not Edward. Like, maybe, it's Victoria. Y'know, that one I've been saving you from?
Bella: But that's Carlisle's car.
Jacob: Yes. That would be there to trick you.
Bella: But how would Victoria get Carlisle's car here?
Jacob: She's a fucking vampire. It's not that hard.
Bella: But I want to see Edward. Turn around.
Jacob: Fuck you. Go get killed quickly by Victoria or slowly by Edward's abuse. Later, dude.


Why do all of the characters think she's so special? And mature? And smart?

Also, why does she never talk about her old friends in Phoenix?

 
 
28 December 2008 @ 07:15 pm

I've read a lot of the posts here and its awesome to know that Im not crazy for my dislike of Bella. I can't wait to hear and read more people's reasons for basically wanting to jump into the book and kick her in the teeth. Instead of just making a list of reasons why I don't like Bella though Im going to point my criticism towards Stephanie Meyer. 

 

Why do you think Stephanie Meyer made Bella the way she did? Obviously she wanted Bella to be likable. She has characters often praise Bella for her intelligence and maturity. I can say how much I hate Bella but she was created by Stephanie Meyer. What was she smoking when she made Bella into such a hot mess?  I would love for a group of people who notice how ridonkulous Bella is to go to Meyer and be like "WHY?! Why are you making her be such a tool? She's lame Stephanie she's so lame." The big issue for me, is that Meyer has a character she wants us to think of as a strong and smart teenage girl, but whose actions say otherwise. Bella just does not make sense. And here's why I think so:

 

 

Three Reasons way detailed sorry I'm a blabber. Spoilers and mild swearing (Impressive restraint on my part).Collapse )

 

 

 
 
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23 December 2008 @ 10:10 pm
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05 October 2008 @ 07:00 pm

Alright, new to this site but whatever. I couldn't resist making an account just to dis Bella. I don't care if that sounds mean or not but still. I hate her. My friend and I both agree she's a little hor that deserves to get a dose of her own medicine. She can never make up her mind on whether or not she prefers Jacob or Edward. If Edward weren't a vampire and she knew she couldn't get changed, she'd probably just give up on him. It really pisses me off that she first flirted with Jacob and the expected him to just get over it. What kind of "kind caring" person does that? She gets all upset over the fact that he likes her and yet she keeps going to him and leading him on. Heck, she even went behind Edward's back quite a few times just to see Jake, and she expects him to just see her as a friend? And then, when Jacob imprints on her child, she all but strangles him. If she was anywhere near real I'd be so tempted to just look at her and say: "Gee, upset that you don't get all the attention anymore?" God does she piss me off. I don't know why those people stick with her. I know why, because Stephenie Meyer decided that someone has to suffer besides Jacob and Edward if Bella gets everything she wants.